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kassieparis
  • Town/Country : Sandbanks, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2649
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kassieparis : .
i've realised that it's a bad photo of me but it my other one needed changing! haha!
me looking rough on the left ;)
messy night!< 3

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Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:44am - love - by 800z - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24812) - you deserved it (1832)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

Today, my friends and I tried to dine and dash. We would've gotten away with it if I didn't trip and fall right in front of the manager. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by ZER0SI6KSSE7EN - United States (California)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)