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About kassaundra_xoxo : why hello there , my names kassaundra. pronounced ka-son-dra. i dye my hair alot but i am currently my natural color (blonde ) with black underneath. i love my friends and my family. photography and music is mostly my life. i game on my xbox 360 more than i should but thats alright. feel free to message me , dont be shy (:

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Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML


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On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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