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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML
by Smash_Mouth / 03/08/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
by Nate / 03/05/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
by Fantastic / 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Sdutent / 03/01/2009 at 3:34am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonn / 02/23/2009 at 8:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
- Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to… Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor… Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men…