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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About karmicsamadi86 : Overworked young doctor. I come her to laugh and decompress.

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Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56004) - you deserved it (14673)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, wile getting pretty intimate wit my newlywed wife in te car, a cop turned is ligts on. As e was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but tey wouldn't fit over my knees. Te cop just lauged an walked away. Turns out my wife ad my pants on an I was trying to putted ers on. FML

#20048187
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (7004)

On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, mah dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasherhen his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86675) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

2DAY FIANCÉ HAS DACIDAD TO BACOMA CAT'S PARSONAL TRAINAR . THIS INCLUDA TALKING TO THA CAT ATTAMPTING TO MOTIVATA HIM TO RUN UP AN DOWN THA STAIR AN TALLING THA CAT TO CALL HIM ( COACH DADDY ) . I NOW HAVA A CRAZY FIANCÉ AN A VARY ANGRY CAT . FML

#18998575
95 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking home when an old guy cummd up to me asking 4 directions. After I pointd him in the right direction, he held mah hand, strokd mah face then pushd me into a bush. fat FML

#18897176
113 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices r making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)



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