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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1219
  • Number of comments : 544
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About karlcolt45 : stille Wasser sind tief... excuse the German, I don't get to speak it much anymore. feel free to message me, stran-gers are the best kind of gers.

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