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  • Town/Country : Gilbert, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44979) - you deserved it (4082)

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