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  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

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kareltje's favorite FMLs

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25305) - you deserved it (4110)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (39626)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23970) - you deserved it (2966)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

#17927232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30542) - you deserved it (3944)

On 10/07/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by jkass - Australia (New South Wales)



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