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  • Number of visits : 222
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About karee_ann : I could put some boring bio about me but I'm just another brick in the wall.

But besides that.. People should message me because that's what cool people do..

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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

#20577290
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57155) - you deserved it (5182)

On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43941) - you deserved it (4406)

On 04/05/2013 at 2:51pm - health - by what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55913) - you deserved it (14658)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States



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