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Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML
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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML
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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was with my 6th grade class. During recess, we were talking about growing up and getting older. I said that one day, they'd start to look like me. Two of my students started crying. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 7:58pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at a bar in Canada and was really hitting it off with a girl. She asked how big my junk was and I told her in inches... They use centimeters. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by KD - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
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