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About kaprookie : Unicorns, skittles, colours and guitars.
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kaprookie's favorite FMLs

Today..!! driving some friends back from a party I said..!! "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!"!! There was a long silence..!! then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car..!! right?" FML

#480695
76 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

#296354
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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

#296354
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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked grlfriendhen she would give me a blowjob!! She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, askd somebody "ned a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing !! FML

yesterday I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could handle the distance an we should just be friends. To which she responded , "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". big fat FML

#71381
69 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
59 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12494) - you deserved it (41180)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12494) - you deserved it (41180)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
153 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, Mah Younger Brother And Mah Parents Were In Mah Dorm Room. When I Wasn't Looking, Mah Brother Opend The Top Drawer Of Mah Dresser (where I Had A Tube Of Half-usd Lube) And Askd Out Loud: ( What's Astroglide? ) FML

#1440
29 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my two year old girl said "moterfucker". Everyone laugd, even er grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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