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  • Number of visits : 3807
  • Number of comments : 264
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About kaprookie : Unicorns, skittles, colours and guitars.
My four favouritest things in the world.

kaprookie's page activity

Visits<b>ER1C</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:14pm<b>obewonstrangeone</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 11:14am<b>kazustach</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 3:16pm<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 5:47pm<b>weedle99</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 7:10am<b>hfudge</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 10:54pm<b>H4H</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 10:35am<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 3:45pm<b>Rgduncan</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:29pm<b>RogueThirteen</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:11am<b>sjb_2015</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 7:27am<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 1:43pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:35pm<b>anormalperson</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 6:25am<b>Destroyer_2_2</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:50am<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:15am<b>LRiver</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 10:46pm<b>aperron96</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:58am

Fucked!<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 11:47pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 10:35pm<b>aperron96</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 6:58am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:31am

kaprookie's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

kaprookie's favorite FMLs

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

by ThatHurts / 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

by TTR / 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 2:06am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

by Doggy... / 11/10/2011 at 12:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML

by kaytay2469 / 09/05/2010 at 12:44am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

by bitchasshonky / 08/11/2010 at 12:09am / Love

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

by kiki / 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

by love_today / 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

by bathroomblunder / 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Love