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  • Number of visits : 2772
  • Number of comments : 264
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About kaprookie : Unicorns, skittles, colours and guitars.
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kaprookie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (5362)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (2601)

On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11700) - you deserved it (42164)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19678) - you deserved it (5619)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34253) - you deserved it (6019)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (2902)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (2902)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36279) - you deserved it (6885)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

#18243186
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26712) - you deserved it (3539)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (4278)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30814) - you deserved it (4163)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

#18242720
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21669) - you deserved it (3046)

On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML



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