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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2804
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32804) - you deserved it (8334)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML

#17557717
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (6589)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45891) - you deserved it (2199)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (97418)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48330) - you deserved it (7828)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42738) - you deserved it (3454)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48428) - you deserved it (7438)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46881) - you deserved it (11988)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38978) - you deserved it (15075)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35236) - you deserved it (11555)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25757) - you deserved it (45883)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72844) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19415) - you deserved it (53417)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33609) - you deserved it (45265)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47223) - you deserved it (4457)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)



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