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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

by Sadtimes / 09/17/2009 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

by FirmlyInEngland / 09/17/2009 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

by Anonymous / 09/17/2009 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

by almostmugged / 09/17/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

by civic4life / 09/16/2009 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

by Kat / 09/16/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

by Nakdnathan / 09/16/2009 at 12:19pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

by interviewed / 09/16/2009 at 6:37am / United States / Work

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

by omgstfuplz / 09/16/2009 at 4:38am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

by OhDamn / 09/16/2009 at 2:34am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Love

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 12:24am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm / United States / Work

Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML

by bonedregardless / 09/15/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

by stillwaiting / 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Work