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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (4420)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56013) - you deserved it (8320)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (2989)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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