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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 65898
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kandy : My name is Katie.

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Today, I had a meeting with mah super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, looool to which I thoughtfully replied ( oh I usually come early. ) She laughed. FML

#379796
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53319) - you deserved it (31959)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, wile I was babysitting, te toddler was feeding me banana slices from er tray wile I was cutting up clay 4 er to mold. It was all fine until se soved someting ard and cruncy into my mout. I immediately spat it out into my and. It was a dead cricket se found on te floor. FML

#331058
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62080) - you deserved it (9957)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by storyofmylife - United States

Today, I was talking to mah grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See u later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up mah grandma. FML

#301590
45 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by Noname (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

#245374
78 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was working at Old Navy. A girl cummed up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled "you jerk! Why are u mocking her? She has tourettes u know!" looool FML

#245096
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46954) - you deserved it (37714)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at te restaurantere I work , I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting te table , I was deciding between saying ( Can I get you anyting to drink? ) and ( Can I start you off wit someting? ) My actual greeting? ( Can I get you ladies looool off? ) FML

#243465
77 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52448) - you deserved it (9973)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the ER 4 severe pain in mah abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, ( Well it's not your appendix. ) Thinking I'm in the clear I say, ( That's Awesome ), the doctor then respondd with ( It's probably your testicles. ) FML

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting looool arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, mah 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom hered and looked immediately at me . FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65246) - you deserved it (3740)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22509) - you deserved it (6808)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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