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About kanaka : My name is Kuhaapono Kanakaole good luck trying to pronounce it.
Born and raised in Hilo Hawaii ( For those of u who don't know Hilo is the rainy part of the state)
I read FML to get a good laugh.
And I love to make new friends preferably pretty girls ( not being a pig just being truthful) so message me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States
Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States
Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Today, two random guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)
Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States
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