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kallielou

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  • Number of visits : 639
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About kallielou : Hey lurker, what's up? :D

Nothing much to know about me, I read FML daily to remind myself that my life could be a lot worse (& to laugh at the pain and misery of others :D).

That is all! Feel free to talk to me, if you dare >:D

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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (3704)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19969) - you deserved it (53366)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)



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