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About kallielou : Hey lurker, what's up? :D
Nothing much to know about me, I read FML daily to remind myself that my life could be a lot worse (& to laugh at the pain and misery of others :D).
That is all! Feel free to talk to me, if you dare >:D
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015