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  • Number of visits : 906
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kallielou : Hey lurker, what's up? :D

Nothing much to know about me, I read FML daily to remind myself that my life could be a lot worse (& to laugh at the pain and misery of others :D).

That is all! Feel free to talk to me, if you dare >:D

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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kallielou's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

by nessacadesa / 03/24/2009 at 12:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous