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kallemonster
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1986 (26 years)
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  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (139311) - you deserved it (32522)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (58012)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)



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