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Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83150) - you deserved it (23500)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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