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Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 7:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)
Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 5:49pm - misc - by Stormy - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway thorough, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by anon80214 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by Username -
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -
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