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Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76641) - you deserved it (5446)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72767) - you deserved it (5375)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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