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kaitlynjane

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4986
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kaitlynjane : I am an artist. I like to draw stuff.
Mainly characters and monsters.
Some day I hope to start a comic.
That is, if I can figure out how to put my ideas into an actual chronological story.

I'll add more info later.
Or maybe I won't.
Or maybe I might. OOH THE SUSPENSE. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
DUN DUN DUNNN.

Art: facebook.com/k.jane.tm

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kaitlynjane's favorite FMLs

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23027) - you deserved it (1560)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

#21518597
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20111) - you deserved it (5365)

On 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML

#21517718
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16658) - you deserved it (2373)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

#21517707
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16876) - you deserved it (4835)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

#21516923
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (3114)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:59am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man looked me straight in the eye and said: "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML

#21516156
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18374) - you deserved it (9618)

On 01/17/2016 at 5:02am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

#21516140
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20954) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/17/2016 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

#21515811
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19127) - you deserved it (7302)

On 01/16/2016 at 3:17am - health - by someone euthanize me -

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML

#21515709
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21918) - you deserved it (2209)

On 01/15/2016 at 9:28pm - love - by Gamergirl137 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

#21515564
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9776) - you deserved it (19193)

On 01/15/2016 at 12:07pm - misc - by motherfucked (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27324) - you deserved it (12949)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML

#21514315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19972) - you deserved it (6242)

On 01/12/2016 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

#21513365
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22380) - you deserved it (1621)

On 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm - misc - by Brayden - Australia (Victoria)



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