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  • Number of visits : 2287
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kaitlynjane : I am MEEE. I am random, and I am crazy. I am an artist, hoping to someday make a career out of graphic design and illustration. I love sketching little cartoon characters and monsters of my own, but I also often draw "fan art" for my favorite shows. Mainly Invader Zim, but also DBZ and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

I really, REALLY want to start my own comic, with my own story and my own characters. That's a lot easier said than done, though.
I've started designing the main characters and so far they are pretty bad ass.
My friend is helping me with the story and what we have planned at this point sounds pretty awesome!
Still, it's going to be a ton of work, but it's going to be incredibly fun, too.
I just hope we can one day finish it.
:)

In the slight chance that anyone is possibly interested in seeing some of my artwork, I have a dA portfolio here:
http://kaitlynjaneart.daportfolio.com/

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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kaitlynjane's favorite FMLs

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

#21091119
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37382) - you deserved it (4957)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

#21088838
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36298) - you deserved it (3756)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:51am - kids - by BondingTime - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

#21016927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40370) - you deserved it (16191)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

#21016807
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (4262)

On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41641) - you deserved it (7874) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

#20940589
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37290) - you deserved it (10624)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

#20937007
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44067) - you deserved it (2926)

On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML

#20933172
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40807) - you deserved it (3194)

On 10/25/2013 at 2:48am - misc - by ThisIsAgony - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

#20931509
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44023) - you deserved it (4474)

On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML

#20931468
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35281) - you deserved it (2301)

On 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
334 comments

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

#20930198
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38778) - you deserved it (11514)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (12294)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML

#20916188
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42283) - you deserved it (2342)

On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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