Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4092
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kaitlynjane : I am an artist. I like to draw stuff.
Mainly characters and monsters.

I am a total nerd for Dragonball Z and Invader Zim.
Those shows inspired me to make my own characters, and hopefully some day I will start a comic.
That is, if I can figure out how to put my ideas into an actual chronological story.

For some reason I can't upload any pictures. Damn it.


kaitlynjane's page activity

Visits<b>liamb1222</b> - 6 hours ago<b>katachristic</b> - 18 hours ago<b>FFStepchild283</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Jake42100</b> - 21 hours ago<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - 24 hours ago<b>lambda</b> - yesterday at 11:34pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - yesterday at 11:25pm<b>QueeniVick</b> - yesterday at 11:11pm<b>AGhost5445</b> - yesterday at 8:56pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - yesterday at 4:19pm<b>Soninuva</b> - yesterday at 3:15pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 3:12pm<b>chr1sF</b> - yesterday at 11:30am<b>Clinky92</b> - yesterday at 9:30am<b>Mons</b> - yesterday at 9:15am<b>sdlr32787</b> - yesterday at 9:07am<b>Chinhull</b> - yesterday at 8:43am<b>Codezlol</b> - yesterday at 8:35am

Fucked!<b>FFStepchild283</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Jake42100</b> - 15 hours ago<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - 18 hours ago<b>lambda</b> - 20 hours ago<b>QueeniVick</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Chinhull</b> - yesterday at 2:44pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:17pm<b>caaguilar</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:18am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 8:06pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:29pm<b>theawkwardhuman</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:08pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 5:26pm<b>Wiringify</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 4:34pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 4:11pm<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:46pm<b>mo3zz</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 4:17am<b>jordan_ice1234</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:11pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:19am

kaitlynjane's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.


Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

See all of kaitlynjane's badges

kaitlynjane's favorite FMLs

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21094) - you deserved it (5262)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML


Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (1547)

On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (1804)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27341) - you deserved it (1990)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23892) - you deserved it (4597)

On 06/02/2015 at 11:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (3469)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12880) - you deserved it (44020)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30636) - you deserved it (2007)

On 05/15/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16038) - you deserved it (33880)

On 05/13/2015 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (2767)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (2030)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33173) - you deserved it (4931)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38708) - you deserved it (5139)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: