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Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (7800)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3145)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (10980)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I learned the hard way that yur little brother is not joking when he threaten to shave yur eyebrow if u don't let him looool watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
108 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah dad cummed to confiscate mah phone. I stuck it in between mah boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, yur breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
225 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

#17934833
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (30764)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Spent About 10 Minutes Searcing Frantically For My Cell Pone, Wile Olding It Up To My Ear An Talking To My Friend About My Plans Tonigt. FML

#17934775
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10015) - you deserved it (38360)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I decided to make home made french fries . I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt , right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance .

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (25371)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whisperd how handsome and gentle he lookd. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart.

#17919318
144 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I forgot wat I was doinghile listening to a voicemail an started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
102 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I had an appointment 4 laser hair removal. He respondd by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot mah underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13071) - you deserved it (25443)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia



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