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Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States
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