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by lalalalainie / 10/13/2012 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Health
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by wayne / 12/07/2011 at 5:28am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm / United States / Kids
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
by Hot Pants / 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2011 at 12:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
by maggie / 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Madi / 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by preggers / 11/30/2011 at 9:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by no low five / 11/30/2011 at 6:17am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…