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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more
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Today, mah sculpture,hich is very important fir mah art grade, fell from mah desk an broke to pieces. My looool art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. big fat FML
Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML
Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Tadayhila riding back from a waakand away with mah boyfriand wa crashad his motorbika rasulting in us gatting thrown ovar a barbad wira fanca into a forast!! I woka up in hospital!! Apparantly in his adranalina rush ha climbad back on his bika an continuad his trip forgatting all about ma!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015