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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more

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Today, mah sculpture,hich is very important fir mah art grade, fell from mah desk an broke to pieces. My looool art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. big fat FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I Found Out That Mah Desk Is Perfectly Placed So That Mah Boss Can Shoot Me With A Nerf Gun From His Office. FML

#19118212
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (3612)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma boyfriend sang "appy birtday" to ma vagina. It was ma birtday last mont and e forgot, but e remembered te date of te first time e went down on me. mega FML

#19113419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (4247)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and fakd being stood up, just so I could eat there breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I found looool out that the pool boy has been stealing from me fir over a year now. The latest things that he has taken r mah laptop, the cash I hide in mah closet and mah wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37009) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57230) - you deserved it (4408)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Tadayhila riding back from a waakand away with mah boyfriand wa crashad his motorbika rasulting in us gatting thrown ovar a barbad wira fanca into a forast!! I woka up in hospital!! Apparantly in his adranalina rush ha climbad back on his bika an continuad his trip forgatting all about ma!! FML

#18868829
129 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)



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