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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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2day I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover . She couldn't find my eyelash curler , but decided that if she used scissors lightly , it would work just the same . Needless to say , it did not work . FML
Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML
Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
Today.. . I Angrily Tweetd About Having Fruitlessly Serechd Fir Over An Hour Fir Mah Car Keys . Minutes Later.. . Some Guy Told Me To Check Beneath The "stack Of Skid-markd Underwear" On Mah Bedroom Floor . I'm Not Sure If It Was A Lucky Guess.. . Or If I Should Start Carrying Mace . Mega FML
Today... my 18-year old son decided to run is and over our wooden fence to try an get a splinter... as e ( forgot wat tey felt like. ) Last mont... e stabbed imself in te arm wit a sewing needle cuz e ( forgot wat an injection feels like. ) I raised tis idiot.
Today, I got asked out fir the second time in my life!! Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy!! I had to end the datehen he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father!! FML
Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015