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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more

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Today , I decidd to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was mah family reunion. FML

#19299263
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8043) - you deserved it (41472)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

today I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about bieng pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36099) - you deserved it (9689)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I have been left home alone... the electricity has cut out... an I am petrifid of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21830) - you deserved it (12246)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

2day I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover . She couldn't find my eyelash curler , but decided that if she used scissors lightly , it would work just the same . Needless to say , it did not work . FML

#19286759
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (27174)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:11am - misc - by neveragain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (6057)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity!! After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up!!

#19249528
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (54744)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When mah stop cummed I walked down the aisle only to hear a grl mutter, "The vrginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (18547)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today.. . I Angrily Tweetd About Having Fruitlessly Serechd Fir Over An Hour Fir Mah Car Keys . Minutes Later.. . Some Guy Told Me To Check Beneath The "stack Of Skid-markd Underwear" On Mah Bedroom Floor . I'm Not Sure If It Was A Lucky Guess.. . Or If I Should Start Carrying Mace . Mega FML

#19247785
145 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

today my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primiesodophobia. What is primiesodophobia , you may ask? Well , it's the fear of loosing your virginity. big fat FML

#19207829
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33668) - you deserved it (5090)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

Today... my 18-year old son decided to run is and over our wooden fence to try an get a splinter... as e ( forgot wat tey felt like. ) Last mont... e stabbed imself in te arm wit a sewing needle cuz e ( forgot wat an injection feels like. ) I raised tis idiot.

#19159270
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (7989)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got asked out fir the second time in my life!! Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy!! I had to end the datehen he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father!! FML

#19158359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30436) - you deserved it (2508)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (56602)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top , he started speaking in a robot voice , then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34274) - you deserved it (5005)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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