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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3610)

On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (2002)

On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6450) - you deserved it (57727)

On 07/09/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by jillie minaj (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31613) - you deserved it (4624)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41840) - you deserved it (4448)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34149) - you deserved it (19514)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22748) - you deserved it (10390)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (2691)

On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (4180)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18894) - you deserved it (32730)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18204) - you deserved it (4221)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11388) - you deserved it (66191)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

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