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About kait11 : College student studying criminal justice and psychology-
Work with autistic people
Long brown hair~blue eyes~five foot three and a half inches tall.
Love meeting new people, message me if you want to know more

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Taday ma roomate informed me tat er snake was missing in our apartment again!! Apparently, I need to be careful cuz te snake's attracted to blood!! I'm on ma period!! mega FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor!! I decided not to turn it into the manager an keep it!! Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone!! I said no an began to walk away, when her friend called her phone!! It rang!! She recognized the ringtone!! mega FML

#18086269
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10117) - you deserved it (185569)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me an my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower an tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12462) - you deserved it (33997)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, ma boyfriend an I were about to ave sex . He passionately laid me down onto te bed, bot of us fully naked . Pressing down on ma soulder, e ended up dislocating it . Te pain made me pee myself . FML

#18078526
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43328) - you deserved it (4161)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MY ROOMMATES SENT A RELATIONSHIP REQUEST TO MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT . SHE ACCEPTD, AND SENT ME A LONG MESSAGE CONFESSING HER LOVE 4 ME . I CAN'T REMEMBER HER . MEGA FML

#18070984
142 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I puttd my flash drive into the computer, my folder opend up an a nude picture of myself poppd right up on a 110 inch projector screen 4 all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15273) - you deserved it (58937)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents . Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, ( You never told us you were a lesbian, honey . ) FML

#18041675
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20390) - you deserved it (33758)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was caugt skinny dipping by te police!! Wit te arresting officer's daugter!! FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40201) - you deserved it (10640)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out boss an some employees on floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29926) - you deserved it (3649)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML

#17996578
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/16/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by DaddysGirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3145)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms r a myth an refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37794) - you deserved it (5603)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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