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kaelendra
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 November 1977 (35 years)
  • Number of visits : 8506
  • Number of comments : 188
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Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13375) - you deserved it (58154)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by grounded4life (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44795) - you deserved it (7770)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:22am - love - by shouldhaveknown (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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