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kaaarina
  • Town/Country : Glazzgow!, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 325
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kaaarina : Hiee! I'm Karina :) I'm from Bonnie Scotland (ha) and i effin' love fml :)
i never know what to write in these thingys though!

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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

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