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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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today I found myself admiring mah eyelid fir bieng the only parts of mah face not covered in acne. FML

#20960938
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43522) - you deserved it (4062)

On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday mah dad and his new wife got there wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

#20486408
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I found out tat ma ome-made pasta sauce ad a werd taste to it because ma basil patc in te backyard as become ma dog's preferrd spot to pee . FML

#20467403
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31785) - you deserved it (6731)

On 01/19/2013 at 2:40am - animals - by damnthedog (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute grls from my looool school were walking towards me on the sidewalk!! I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile!! My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the grls!! FML

#19343644
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23468) - you deserved it (2982)

On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

I found out that my belovd guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. mega FML

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222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29773) - you deserved it (4869)

On 06/26/2011 at 1:39am - animals - by animallover (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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