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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 October 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13386) - you deserved it (47409)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, is the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML

#16044218
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33793) - you deserved it (5278)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Madi Jenna - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

#16000939
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14868) - you deserved it (41455)

On 05/01/2011 at 4:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93785) - you deserved it (4781)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (27944)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12041) - you deserved it (38961)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there awhile. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for "help". FML

#14254950
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25669) - you deserved it (3964)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39931) - you deserved it (3463)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

#13961412
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (9618)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23434) - you deserved it (4535)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51184) - you deserved it (9769)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML

#13624636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34798) - you deserved it (4867)

On 10/28/2010 at 7:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11776) - you deserved it (35650)

On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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