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Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm / Saudi Arabia / Intimacy
Today, is the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML
by Madi Jenna / 05/04/2011 at 1:31pm / United States / Health
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
by Username / 05/01/2011 at 4:20am / United States / Intimacy
by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/27/2010 at 1:21pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
by poomaster / 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/28/2010 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…