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Today , I finally unfriendd my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me . After discovering this , she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical teres looool that my roommate move out because I can't be trustd . FML

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to manager and demanded that he fre me. FML

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

Today, I utterd the phrase ( the pot calling the kettle black ) in class. Moments later, I'd been calld a ( racist twerp ) and kickd out of class by the same English teacher who once trid to have another kid suspendd for using the word ( titillate ), because apparently it's ( pornographic ). FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I Was Trying Out My First Vibrator. Soon Enough, My 12-year-old Sister Opened My Door, Walked In, And Saw Me Naked From The Waist Down. She Laughed, Called Me A Virgin, And Left. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I Got A Letter From Yale Law School Saying I Got A 4 Year Full Scholarship!! I Called Mah Dad Crying And Read Thehole Thing..!! Even The Bottom,hich Said, "April Fools! Love Mom And Dad." FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MAH GIRLFRIEND. I WAS WOKEN UP BY MAH MOTHER BREAKING INTO MAH HOUSE TO TELL ME I NED TO GET READY FIR WORK. THEN SHE GOT MAD THAT I HAD A GIRL OVER. I'M 20. FML

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On 03/26/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by holycommander - United States

Today, I Finally Got The Courage To Tell The Girl I Like How I Really Feel About Her, Due In No Small Part To How Flirty She's Been Towards Me Lately. Turns Out She's Really Just A Skank And Was Trying To Make Mah Best Friend "jealous". He's Gay. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, there was a new girl in one of mah classes. We both correctd a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leand back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgustd look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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