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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off. Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker. FML
by librarygirl / 08/12/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
by Bambi / 08/12/2009 at 2:49am / United States (New York) / Transportation
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