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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89308) - you deserved it (21847)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69387) - you deserved it (3101)

On 06/08/2009 at 12:08am - love - by .... (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57794) - you deserved it (25858)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:21pm - kids - by Ignatius (man) - United States (California)

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