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About justanotherhuman : Anything but.
I harbor an alliteratively antagonistic and arrant disregard for the conventions of prepositional orthodoxy; it's a complex world of illusions and contradictions.
Particularly fond of the intimacy section- it's important to acknowledge that being hot enough can overwrite any romantic, maturity, or personality flaws/failings. Lust wins out over all with extraordinarily reliable consistency.
I test boundaries for a living and appropriately, the Magnum PI theme begins playing in the background when I wake up every morning.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Friday 12 February 2016