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  • Town/Country : Fort Lauderdale, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1916
  • Number of comments : 486
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About justanotherhuman : Anything but.
I harbor an alliteratively antagonistic and arrant disregard for the conventions of prepositional orthodoxy; it's a complex world of illusions and contradictions.
Particularly fond of the intimacy section- it's important to acknowledge that being hot enough can overwrite any romantic, maturity, or personality flaws/failings. Lust wins out over all with extraordinarily reliable consistency.
I test boundaries for a living and appropriately, the Magnum PI theme begins playing in the background when I wake up every morning.

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