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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 349
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About just_lol : "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." A. Einstein

"Garde tes songes ;
Les sages n'en ont pas d'aussi beaux que les fous !" C. Baudelaire

"Je n'ai pas été fâché de passer pour distrait: cela m'a fait hasarder bien des négligences qui m'auraient embarrassées." Montesquieu

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Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML


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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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