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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon!! I don't know if I should feel complimentd!! FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger 4 the frst time, he startd moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work outhere my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, u idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass an a map or something. mega FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

looool today I was trying to be sexy and rub mah boyfriend's un-aroused packagehile we were watching a movie. I couldn't fine it. FML

#17838831
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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA MAH VIRGINIA LOOKS LYK AN OLD MAN IN A HAT. IT'S OK THOUGH, HA SAID IT WAS A NICA HAT. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY, WHILE STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM, MAH SON SILENTLY CHANGD MAH GEAR TO REVERSE. MEGA FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I lost my vrginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went looool into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting fir me outside the stall. They did a slow clap fir me. mega FML

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On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was claaning ona of mah aldarly patiant's taath. Aftar finishing an raminding har to floss , I raalisad sha had diad. Supposadly sha was daad fir a good 20 minutas. FML

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