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by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Itstrickyyxx / 07/25/2012 at 2:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by hatemyboss / 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Work
by questionmark707 / 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 3:12am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
by myself / 01/30/2012 at 12:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
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