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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1991 (23 years)
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Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

yesterday mah boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time , and home on the remaining week. Basically , I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by hatemyboss - United States (California)

Today, while driving mah car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah dad killed mah pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol , mah 2-year-old alone an locked in the bathroom , an mah house in a complete wreck. To top it off , it's the day mah mother-in-law , who hates me , is coming to visit from New York. FML


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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to looool tell mah husband to putted his penis away.


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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

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