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About julia_wyatt : Hey guys I'm Julia(: usually bored af so send me a message and ill usually reply! I'm a swim teacher and I'm single so hmu(;
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Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
Friday 24 October 2014