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jujuroxursox
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 692
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jujuroxursox : Living life, learning to love, laughing away the pain. (⬇)

I love music, it tells a story unparalleled to any other medium. A good song brings a smile to a depressed person's face and tears to a happy person's eyes. I am a mahomie. I am writing a novella. I am a Sam girl and love Supernatural. Chocolate is my addiction and pancakes are JESUS in circle form. I like fancy food and fancy clothes.

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Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

#20654425
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52136) - you deserved it (5111)

On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

#20535562
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28187) - you deserved it (2163)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

#20526083
151 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML

#20524572
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (6421)

On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

#20522482
141 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

#20521872
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46764) - you deserved it (3141) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

#20521664
146 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML

#20514506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22925) - you deserved it (5394)

On 02/20/2013 at 2:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
43 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

#20509000
90 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

#20507668
146 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

#20506101
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19437) - you deserved it (7483)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

#20500417
132 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by Totallyscrewed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

#20498635
147 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 7:44pm - love - by and she doesn't even give bjs (man) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

#20495428
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (27677)

On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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