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jujeelie
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 June 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 11
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25657) - you deserved it (5292)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

#20191002
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I agree, your life sucks (40971) - you deserved it (2667)

On 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by AllegroRubato (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

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Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

#20110450
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17947) - you deserved it (1497)

On 10/10/2012 at 12:45pm - love - by Timmeeh (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

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Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26863) - you deserved it (3094)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (1361)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)



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