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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1991 (24 years)
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About juicyfresh : hey you clicked on my name! that's that shit I like! Franco here, sup fmlians I am a university student who wastes too much time on here. Future ambitions include getting into medical school. for now I'm enjoying life, loving the days of young adulthood and spontaneity. feel free to message me!

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML


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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML


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