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judeymoodey13
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 November 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 60
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About judeymoodey13 : i love to sing and hang with friends

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Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22839) - you deserved it (3527)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (7990)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (3071)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States



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