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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1449
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today mah boyfriend an parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, mah boyfriend proposed an the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation an a large scowl, "If u say yes, I'm leaving." FML

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of ma and says "Oh vary nica . How much?" I raply "You couldn't afford ma." An old guy sitting naxt to ma says "I bat I could" and puts his hand on lag . I forfaitad tha bus and walkad homa in tha rain . FML

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210 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 6:52am - intimacy - by rice_cake (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I Was Accepted To Harvard's Law Program. Prestigious Rigt? After Earing Te Good News Te Only Ting Ma Parents Talked About Over Dinner Was Wo Tey Wanted To Win American Idol: Adam... Kris Or Danny. FML

#1916731
239 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by NoComparison (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

#1775796
187 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME A HUGE SPEECH ON BEING ABSTINENT UNTIL MARRIAGE. BEING THE HONEST PERSON THAT I AM, I TOLD HER I WASN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE. INSTEAD OF BEING MAD AN TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO HELL. SHE ASKED ME WHAT MAH FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO SEXUALLY WERE. AND TOLD ME HERS IN DETAIL. FML

#918397
119 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was going to a concert !! I left mah wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something !! After an awesome night, I cummed back home to fine that mah house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in mah wallet got stolen !! FML

Today, I found an old dress in mah house laying around. I decided to dye it green looool to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was mah grandmother's wedding dress that mah sister was planning to wear fir her wedding. FML

#379533
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

#162461
183 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , I was masturbating lying on the lower bd of mah brother's and mah bunk beds. I finishd jacking off and trid to get up to clean myself I hit mah head on metal panel of the upper bd and passd out. Later woke up in mah bd... found out mah parents came home and saw me passd out nakd holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
38 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

2day I pointd out to my grlfriand that sha wasn't jaalous. Sha raplid "Wall actually I am I just can't prova it causa no ona alsa is intarastd in you". big fat FML

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