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by Unfortunate / 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Char / 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Health
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
by jcdc / 05/20/2012 at 11:03am / United States (Texas) / Health
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
by Mini-wanker / 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
by ...... / 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/25/2011 at 7:17am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
by storyofmylife / 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm / Canada / Health
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
by anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 12:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…