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jtfrisch

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jtfrisch
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

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jtfrisch's favorite FMLs

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

#21516896
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20802) - you deserved it (1312)

On 01/19/2016 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML

#21516615
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22088) - you deserved it (1242)

On 01/18/2016 at 1:53pm - health - by anon -

Today, my anxiety was escalating so I decided to try an anti-anxiety adult coloring book to calm myself down. Too bad I got more stressed out about which colors l should use. FML

Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML

#21513083
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/09/2016 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

#21512826
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (2070)

On 01/08/2016 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

#21508989
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23653) - you deserved it (2115)

On 12/29/2015 at 7:04am - love - by debiebs (woman) - Brazil (Bahia)

Today, I was volunteering at a gift-wrapping booth to raise money for autism, and helping others takes my mind off the fact that my mom died at Christmas. While carefully wrapping a present, offering bows, ribbons, and a gift tag, a snobby bitch said to me, "You're not doing a very good job." FML

#21503447
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24460) - you deserved it (1995)

On 12/13/2015 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26525) - you deserved it (2455)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

#21452951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26716) - you deserved it (3345)

On 08/06/2015 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

#21452786
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26530) - you deserved it (2913)

On 08/06/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by ugly duckling - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

#21450797
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28080) - you deserved it (2250)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

#21450770
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (2724)

On 08/02/2015 at 5:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28478) - you deserved it (1601)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

#21394097
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (20319)

On 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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