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jtfrisch
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1018
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

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Visits<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 8:47am<b>AmericanBadAss</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:11am<b>bbackensto</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:12pm<b>Rubioaf</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 6:51pm<b>Deathtoallthem</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 6:00pm<b>guskta</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 2:10pm<b>crystalxuk</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 2:26am<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 3:18am<b>missalyssaxo</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 10:54pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 4:15pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 4:46pm<b>Joe36</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 8:40am<b>bolee997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:49am<b>hellobobismyname</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 6:14am<b>sabby7</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 3:18am<b>wtfbroidfwy</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:25pm<b>jill97</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 7:10am<b>arealsexybitch</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:25am

Fucked!<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 2:47pm<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:18am<b>IAm123</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 7:54am<b>aylatan_</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:16am<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 5:47am<b>justme1118</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:48am<b>katelng09</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:50pm<b>josiemijn</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:28pm<b>Did_It_Hurt</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 7:52pm<b>cameowhitten</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 2:57pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:05am<b>Peacheess</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:34am<b>besosforme</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 5:13pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:51am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:49pm<b>LexiD19</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 12:02am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 11:07pm<b>AzulWolf</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:01pm

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jtfrisch's favorite FMLs

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 7:43am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML

by anon / 01/18/2016 at 1:53pm / Health

Today, my anxiety was escalating so I decided to try an anti-anxiety adult coloring book to calm myself down. Too bad I got more stressed out about which colors l should use. FML

Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 12:38am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 11:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

by debiebs / 12/29/2015 at 7:04am / Brazil (Bahia) / Love

Today, I was volunteering at a gift-wrapping booth to raise money for autism, and helping others takes my mind off the fact that my mom died at Christmas. While carefully wrapping a present, offering bows, ribbons, and a gift tag, a snobby bitch said to me, "You're not doing a very good job." FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Work

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

by Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis / 08/06/2015 at 10:55pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

by ugly duckling / 08/06/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

by FUCKFACECUNT / 08/02/2015 at 9:32am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Work

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2015 at 5:16am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

by HF44 / 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

by nevergiveinever / 07/01/2015 at 9:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals