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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About jtfrisch : I love girls, food, Netflix, sports, videogames, books, having deep conversations, sleeping, and money. You can smoke weed with me, but I don't smoke so it might not be very fun. I've also sent in 24 made up FML's and none of them got published. FML

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jtfrisch's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (2393)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (3080)

On 08/06/2015 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (2840)

On 08/06/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by ugly duckling - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (2200)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23201) - you deserved it (2664)

On 08/02/2015 at 5:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (1573)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27373) - you deserved it (19967)

On 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (2856)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17010) - you deserved it (22533)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:20am - work - by unprofessional - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29849) - you deserved it (2613)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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