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About jtbby : baha.
people know me as the whacky one.
i can get pretty emotional .
i dont live with my parents.
i live with my great aunt. shes over protective. and she bitches at me too much.
im apperently not allowed to have friends that are guys, or boyfriends.
haha, okay there. ;)
but boys hate me anyways.
i have likee, no self confidence and barely and self-esteem.
& of course, im fat.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Friday 18 July 2014