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  • Town/Country : Mississauga, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jtbby : baha.
people know me as the whacky one.

i can get pretty emotional .

i dont live with my parents.

i live with my great aunt. shes over protective. and she bitches at me too much.

im apperently not allowed to have friends that are guys, or boyfriends.
haha, okay there. ;)

but boys hate me anyways.

i have likee, no self confidence and barely and self-esteem.

& of course, im fat.

so, fml.

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Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML


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