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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1105
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jt0070 : Basically I'm the guy who plays his instruments, sits back, and chillaxes... Im currently a swim team, and have a band that I love... And if you took the time to read this your obviously fairly bored so you should check it out www.myspace.com/taketotheskiz

Hmmm....yep.... That's me Ina nutshell....a verrrrryy small nutshell

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jt0070's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24083) - you deserved it (7448)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (4734)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)



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