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jskains
  • Town/Country : San Diego, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 May 1977 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 1543
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jskains : I am just a guy trying to make it through life with his wife and little son.

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Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and I when we got married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13619) - you deserved it (34994)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (58888)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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